Ice cream & biker's

[mrugg]

An old biker shuffled himself into a ice cream parlor and puled himself slowly,painfully,onto a stool.After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly,"Crushed Nuts?"
"No" he replied"Arthritis".

[tumbleweed65]

Lmao good one

Signature Loading.................

[Slicks]

Re: Ice cream & biker's

Just the insinuation of someone's balls being crushed made me shift in my chair.

[TiM]

Re: Ice cream & biker's

Sounds pretty much like a 1-17 meeting to me. LOL

[mrugg]

Re: Ice cream & biker's

No we eat our ice cream outside.LOL

[ggale]

Re: Ice cream & biker's

Just the insinuation of someone's balls being crushed made me shift in my chair.

Way back when some guy was using a drive belt of some big machine to make him self "happy" when it grabbed him...........it riped 1 ball completely out of him, tossed him some 20 ft way and he used a "box stapler to close up the gash" well the copper staples got infected... had to go to local hospital and explain what happen to ER doc. All true.. I saw it in a company "safety letter--- we had to do a better job of enclosing all drive belts" aaaa the good old days when you could rip your dick off on a drive belt....


ggale VP 1-26

[jcoomer]

Re: Ice cream & biker's

Oh my...............

[kaitiff]

Re: Ice cream & biker's

I think there is a subtle change that happens to 'old bikers'. I can generally plan a ride in relation to where the bars are on the way; it's the way I usually plan my little weekend roundabouts. I learned the trick from my dad. Nowadays, he can tell you where every single Coldstone, Dairy Queen and mom+pop ice cream stand is and plans his rides accordingly. I categorically refuse to 'go for a ride' to get ice cream. It's my way of fighting entropy damn it!

[Stump]

Re: Ice cream & biker's

I thought we were talking about ice cream ? How did the subject of deballing come into this? that hurts just thinking about it .