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    Divorced Barbie
    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
    remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy
    Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's
    in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you
    ... mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for
    $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina
    Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for
    $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
    The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
    $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
    Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
    Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made
    with Ken's balls.

  • #2
    Re: Divorced Barbie

    This made me laugh.... but I have never been divorced
    2011 Vaquero, the pretty red kind!

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    • #3
      LOL! That is good. Just not good for Ken...
      Steven "Jester" Carr
      President
      Northwest Ohio VRA
      Chapter 1-19
      Napoleon, Ohio
      2009 Vulcan 1700 Nomad
      VROC #31961

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      • #4
        Re: Divorced Barbie

        Thats funny but don't want to be a Ken.
        Dan Hermans
        Vulcan 1700 Voyager Trike

        VROC 23134

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        • #5
          Re: Divorced Barbie

          LMAO nice one.
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          Rick "Groundhog" Hadley
          CHVRA President
          Charlotte Chapter 1-7
          www.charlottevra.com
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          • #6
            Re: Divorced Barbie

            He could always buy the "I've got nothing left" "drunk and destitute" Ken doll for $1.13
            Comes with stained track pants and torn t shirt.
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            • #7
              Re: Divorced Barbie

              I'm a ken and divorced.....yep that pretty much summed it up =(

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              • #8
                Re: Divorced Barbie

                Hang in there brother!! We will live to ride another day!
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