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  • Premature ejaculation....

    A young man moved out from mom and dad's house and into an apartment, on his
    own for the first time.
    He proudly went down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
    While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the
    mailboxes, wearing only a robe.

    The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with
    him.

    As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
    nothing else on.
    The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
    After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'let's go to
    my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

    He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
    it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
    Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
    Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

    Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'my ears?!?!?''
    Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.
    I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid.
    I have a 28 inch waist.
    Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere.
    How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

    Clearing his throat, he stammered...
    'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me...'
    Tomas
    01 VN1500 Classic Fi
    Vulcan Riders Sweden
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    Re: Premature ejaculation....

    this made me laugh, and go tell someone the joke
    2011 Vaquero, the pretty red kind!

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    • #3
      Re: Premature ejaculation....

      Good stuff!
      Best regards and ride safely,

      Marshall
      "Where your head goes, your ass is sure to follow."

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      • #4
        Re: Premature ejaculation....

        LOLOL... that's a good one!
        John Featherlin
        Webmaster vulcanriders.us 2007-2016
        International Chapter Coordinator 2009-2016
        Forum Admin 2007-2016
        USA Chapter Coordinator 2007-2016
        National President 2007-2010
        National Vice President 2006
        National Secretary 2011-2012

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        • #5
          Re: Premature ejaculation....

          ha ha ha... very good...
          ggale VP 1-26
          Glenn Gale, President 1-26

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