New Apple Product

[Slicks]

Apple announced today that it has developed breast implants that can store and play music. The iTits will cost from $499 to $699 -- depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are frequently complaining about men staring at their breasts... and not listening to them.

[kaitiff]

Re: New Apple Product

Can they be used like headphones?

[ggale]

Re: New Apple Product

The best Apple product yet... they should sell millions of them...

[Old Crow]

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OK, but what's up with the pink buttons for volume and tone adjustment?

[DaBull]

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i thought the pink buttons were for fine tuning?

[Redneckryder]

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Twisting the pink buttons always just got a high pitched scream, then a pain on the side of my face.....no fine tuning about them.......

[Tomas#5281]

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Hell yeah!

[Aquar1234]

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aaahhh music to my ears

[Racinfan101]

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LOL! I like the sound of these new implants!

[ggale]

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Looks like the base line would hold up well.

[Slicks]

Re: New Apple Product

If you bury your face in her cleavage, you can listen in surround sound.

Hell yeah!