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    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors
    of a sunken ship.
    "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they
    swam to the mass of people.
    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our
    fins showing."
    And they did.
    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with
    all of our fins showing."
    And they did.
    "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we
    just eat them all at first?
    Why did we swim around and around them?"
    His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the
    shit inside!"
    Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
    2009 Vulcan Voyager
    V&H Slipons
    Thunder MFG Air Kit
    "Ivan's Re-Flash"

  • #2
    Re: Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

    how true...!! good one...
    Glenn Gale, President 1-26

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    • #3
      Re: Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

      That is bad-----really bad but true
      "Hagar"

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      • #4
        Re: Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

        Originally posted by 1700 Rider View Post
        Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors
        of a sunken ship.
        "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they
        swam to the mass of people.
        "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our
        fins showing."
        And they did.
        "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with
        all of our fins showing."
        And they did.
        "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
        When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we
        just eat them all at first?
        Why did we swim around and around them?"
        His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the
        shit inside!"
        Good one
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        • #5
          Re: Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

          Just like shrimp.
          JC
          '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
          '06 Yamaha Raptor 700R; '06 Honda TRX300EX
          '06 Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 Classic LT/Darkside
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          • #6
            Re: Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

            LOLOLOL... makes sense.
            John Featherlin
            Webmaster vulcanriders.us 2007-2016
            International Chapter Coordinator 2009-2016
            Forum Admin 2007-2016
            USA Chapter Coordinator 2007-2016
            National President 2007-2010
            National Vice President 2006
            National Secretary 2011-2012

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            • #7
              Re: Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

              I REALLY LIKED THAT ONE.
              Every day is a holiday when you love your job,And if you don't you must live in a nightmare.

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              • #8
                Re: Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

                Now that is funny.
                Fish
                Experience: That most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.

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                • #9
                  Re: Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

                  Nobody likes a shitty meal
                  Don Myers
                  Springfield Mo

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