That's When The Fight Started

[Ice Cube]

Jack is sitting in the living room watching TV. His wife is busy in the kitchen preparing their evening meal, when she hears strangely familiar organ music that seems to be coming from out of their living room.

All of a sudden, her husband starts screaming and swearing at the TV, yelling, “It’s a trap you stupid, young fool. Good God man, don’t go through those doors, I’m telling you, it’s a bloody trap! Don’t be an idiot!” She rushes into the room to see what all the fuss is about, and asks, “Jack, just what in the world are you watching?” He answers, “Our wedding video.”


…and that’s when the fight started!

[truckie453]

Re: That's When The Fight Started

Good one... Here's another.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’

‘Yes,’ I sighed. ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ says my wife. ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

And that’s when the fight started.....

[Stump]

Re: That's When The Fight Started

Those were good ones, even my wife liked them.

[Ice Cube]

Re: That's When The Fight Started

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…
so, I took her to a gas station.


And then the fight started…