Warning!

[Slicks]

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.

[Stump]

Re: Warning!

I've heard that before.

[1700 Rider]

Re: Warning!

Don't put the 'Blue' over ice. It's great at room temperature.