Real Names...

[Slicks]

If a name change is all it takes, maybe if I had changed my name to Justin Bieber, I'd be sitting in a mansion right now....

Paul David Hewson = Bono

Alphonso D'Abruzzo = Alan Alda

Terry Bollea = Hulk Hogan

William Blythe = Bill Clinton

Dana Owens = Queen Latifah

Caryn Johnson = Whoopi Goldberg

Ice Cube = O'Shea Jackson

Maria Rosario Pilar Martinez Molina Baeza = Charo

Harvey Yeary Junior = Lee Majors

Chan Kwong-Sung = Jackie Chan

Eric Bishop = Jamie Foxx

Vincent Furnier = Alice Cooper

Reginald Dwight = Elton John

Stacey Ann Ferguson = Fergie

Frederick Austerlitz = Fred Astaire

Chaim Witz = Gene Simmons

Nathan Birnbaum = George Burns

Georgios Panayiotou = George Michael

Eugene Orowitz = Michael Landon

Onika Maraj = Nicki Minaj

Patricia Andrejewski = Pat Benetar

Andrew Silverstein = Andrew Dice Clay

Vickie Lynn Hogan = Anna Nicole Smith

Lee Yuen Kam = Bruce Lee

Cherilyn Sarkisian = Cher

Ronald Walken = Christopher Walken

Carlos Norris = Chuck Norris

Harold Lloyd Jenkins = Conway Twitty

David Hayward-Jones = David Bowie

Barry Pincus = Barry Manilow

Albert Einstein = Albert Brooks

Stanley Kirk Burrell = MC Hammer

Tracy Marrow = Ice T

Shawn Corey Carter = Jay-Z

Christopher Bridges = Ludacris

Orpah Winfrey = Oprah Winfrey

Alecia Beth Moore = P!nk

Sonny Moore = Skrillex

Billy Adams = Will.I.Am

Pauline Phillips = Abigail Van Buren aka "Dear Abby"

[Hayes]

Re: Real Names...

So the two Asians on the list use their real first name as their last name, and Oprah Winfrey used her real name.

I think I'll change my name like Queen Latifah did, no real correlation and just random in general. I think I shall choose Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.