Electing a World Leader

[Ice Cube]

It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.
Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.
Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults
with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain
smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps
until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
brandy every evening.
Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had
any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice??























Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

[Bear2123]

Re: Electing a World Leader

Scary. Guess I need to take up drunking and find a couple girlfriends. I don't think the wife will like the new me though.....

[cyberbiker]

Re: Electing a World Leader

Looking at it before scrolling down, I was thinking "B" simply because if he was pissing enough people off to be kicked out of office twice, he would at least be a "doer" instead of just another panderer... and I was right!

[kipfire]

Re: Electing a World Leader

Huh?

Am I missing something?

[Redneckryder]

Re: Electing a World Leader

Hitler did little boys.....that would qualify as an illicit affair.....

[JackVicious]

before I scrolled down, I was gonna say candidate c, because it was the closest to me....except the vegetarian part ....lol...man, who knew hitler was that normal....then again, my friends and family think I'm nuts....sooooo........

[kipfire]

Re: Electing a World Leader

Where did you learn about History, Redneck? There were a few homosexuals in Third Reich's administration. Hitler, was not. It is a dangerous thing to teach false history. The most 'famous' was Ernst Rohm, leader of the SA. Hitler ended up okay'ing the order to have him killed by members of the Gestapo.

Hitler was decorated with the Iron Cross during the 1st World War. (EisenKreuz in German) Ironically, the medal was nominated by his company's sergeant, who was Jewish.

I guess the 2nd one is Churchill? He drank a lot and wasn't ashamed of it either. The connection between Britian - Afghanastan - India - and his time in the British Army - probably accounts for the opium.

Stalin smoked. A lot. I thought he always had Cognac on hand even at the worst times of the war but maybe it was martinis. He was just as cruel and evil as Hitler, though.

[Redneckryder]

Re: Electing a World Leader

I am not saying I believe everything on the internet, but here are a few different excerpts....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2001...ooks.booksnews
http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/fischer/080515
http://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/16/bo...pagewanted=all

[kipfire]

Re: Electing a World Leader

I guess it is possible. He certainly had enough in his administration which was really ironic considering how many got shipped off to concentration camps with Jews, gypsies, political rivals and so on.

Over the years many people, for some reason have gone way out of their way to hang every kind of label on him. As if just a cursory look at him wasn't enough!

[Ice Cube]

Re: Electing a World Leader

If it's on the internet it has to be true

Candidate B gets my vote.

[JackVicious]

You know hitler may have been a lot of things, genius, leader, catalyst, pariah, revolutionary, but the main thing he was, was a raving lunatic....a lunatic that convinced millions to follow him....must have been the kool aid....now stalin, there was a real madman in every sense of the word, paranoid, delusional, evil down to the bone.....killed twice as many people as hitler.....but did it very quietly....anyway , I'm more of a lincoln guy.....he slays vampires, kills zombies, has a badass biker beard....what more could you want....lol