Rectum stretcher....

[Bear2123]

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I was pulled over in Houston once. . . this really happened.

The officer asked if I had any warrants out.

Me, "no sir"

Officer, "none for robbery, speeding tickets?"

"No sir."

"Murder?"

"No sir." (pause) "But I thought about it."

He started laughing and gave me a warning.

SEE! We're not all P****! I'm just coming off two back to back (Sat & Sun) 15 hour shifts and gave 3 bikes warnings (verbal) and no tickets. Folks with cell phones and speeding didn't do as well... Looks like I have a full court day coming up.

[Irish]

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Wish you worked down here. . .

Get some sleep!

[Racinfan101]

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Good thinking there Irish!