FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW.
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd
grade students. She says, "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter," A
little girl raises her hand. saying,"I had
a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of
these stories could become, asked the girl
to describe the incident. "Well,'' she
began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next
door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our
yard!" The teacher exclaimed, "That
must've been scary," The little girl said,
"It sure was. My kitty raised her back,
went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she
could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd
grade students. She says, "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter," A
little girl raises her hand. saying,"I had
a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of
these stories could become, asked the girl
to describe the incident. "Well,'' she
began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next
door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our
yard!" The teacher exclaimed, "That
must've been scary," The little girl said,
"It sure was. My kitty raised her back,
went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she
could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
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