Kids Are Funny

[1700 Rider]

FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd
grade students. She says, "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter," A
little girl raises her hand. saying,"I had
a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of
these stories could become, asked the girl
to describe the incident. "Well,'' she
began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next
door got a running start and before we
knew it, he jumped over the fence into our
yard!" The teacher exclaimed, "That
must've been scary," The little girl said,
"It sure was. My kitty raised her back,
went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she
could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"


The teacher had to leave the room.

[westtxwill]

Re: Kids Are Funny

NOW THAT Sssss, Sssss, Ssssshit's funny!!!!!!!!!!

[Eddie T.]

Re: Kids Are Funny

lol

[Fly]

Re: Kids Are Funny

A good one, keep the jokes coming.

[Old Crow]

Re: Kids Are Funny

A good one, keep the jokes coming.

Jimmy and Johnny were playing in the front yard when Susie came skipping down the street. Jimmy poked Johnny in the ribs and said "Watch this". As Susie skipped up, Jimmy jumped out in the street in front of her and said "My Mommy is prettier than your Mommy". Susie thought for a minute and said "My Daddy makes more money than your Daddy". Jimmy counters with "My Daddy is teaching me to play football". Susie: "My Mommy is teaching me how to cook". That stumped little Jimmy, but suddenly he grins, drops his pants, points at himself and says "I've got one of these!". Well, little Susie is mortified, starts crying and runs away.

A week later, the boys are out playing again, and here comes little Susie. "Watch this", says Jimmy. As Susie skipped up, Jimmy jumped out in the street in front of her and said "My Mommy is prettier than your Mommy". Susie thought for a minute and said "My Daddy makes more money than your Daddy". Jimmy counters with "My Daddy is teaching me to play football". Susie: "My Mommy is teaching me how to cook". Then Jimmy grins, drops his pants, points at himself again and says "I've got one of these!". Little Susie stops for a minute, smiles, pulls up her dress and points at herself. "Well, I've got one of these, and my Mommy says if you have one of these, you can get all of those you want!!".

[Keith]

Re: Kids Are Funny

good one Bob.

[lwwade]

Re: Kids Are Funny

now thats funny............

[1700 Rider]

Re: Kids Are Funny

That's good BOB LOL