Quote of the Day

[Racinfan101]

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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Really really short if I laugh at my wife's mistakes!

Love the quotes Jon! Even when I don't comment.

[jcoomer]

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Thanks guys

[jcoomer]

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What others Think of you is None Of you Business.

[jcoomer]

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

[Ice Cube]

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And after the whoosh goes by the "naughty list" comes out which isn't the place to be when there's yearly layoff's....like the 500+ one coming next month.

[Aquar1234]

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And after the whoosh goes by the "naughty list" comes out which isn't the place to be when there's yearly layoff's....like the 500+ one coming next month.

So are you on the naughty or nice list ?

[Ice Cube]

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I'm the person handing out pink slips. Dumb mistakes can be costly when it's used as a discriminator if two people are otherwise equal. I lost 40% of my staff last year. I'm hoping to get out of management in a few months and go back to technical work - same pay just a different title and I get to have a life again.

[jcoomer]

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

[Ice Cube]

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I'm positive I have an attitude that annoys people.

[mitt]

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I'm positive I have an attitude that annoys people.

My favorite kind...

[jcoomer]

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Confucious say:
- fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs.
- man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
- man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
- man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
- man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger

[cyberbiker]

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Man who eats jelly beans fart in technicolor...

[chaztruett]

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Confucious also say:

Man who run in front of motorcycle get tired, man who run behind motorcycle get exhausted.

[chaztruett]

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Wife told me I should take her somewhere she has never been, I took her in the kitchen.........

[jcoomer]

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Good ones.