Quote of the Day

[jcoomer]

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Nothing says "Happy Valentines" like saturated fats and slutty lingerie!

[Ice Cube]

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Nothing says "Happy Valentines" like saturated fats and slutty lingerie!

Since you switched to "Single" on Monday please withhold posting pictures of you in the slutty lingerie

[cyberbiker]

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Since you switched to "Single" on Monday please withhold posting pictures of you in the slutty lingerie

Thanks, Baitis, now I need a steel-wire brush and some brain bleach to attempt to get rid of that image.

[jcoomer]

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The maintenance dude here has no teeth. Aren't those easier to maintain than a whole building?

[jcoomer]

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job? What’s so glamorous about cleaning up after horses?"

[jcoomer]

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How has sound technology come so far and yet the McDonald's drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie!

[Aquar1234]

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I always thought it was Charlie Brown's teacher!

[jcoomer]

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Today I passed a street sign that said "Dip". I have an idea, instead wasting time and money installing the "Dip" sign, how about filling in the dip??

[jcoomer]

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If you need a good screw, then go to Ace Hardware!

[Hawk9807]

It takes many screws to build a basinet but only one to fill it.

[jcoomer]

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I was in a public restroom and had just sat down, a voice from the next stall said "Hi!, how are you?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now!" The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions."

[kaitiff]

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To which I reply "Too bad some people don't have the common sense NOT to answer their damn phone in a public place while taking a shit." Seen a form you can download to take down notes of someone's phone conversation while at a restaurant or whatever; you jot down notes and hand it to them when they are done in case they missed anything. Kind of a dick way to say 'keep your conversations to your damn self' .

[Slicks]

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Seen a form you can download to take down notes of someone's phone conversation while at a restaurant or whatever; you jot down notes and hand it to them when they are done in case they missed anything. Kind of a dick way to say 'keep your conversations to your damn self' .

LOL... I never heard that before. That's awesome!

[cyberbiker]

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If life gives you melons, you are probably dyslexic.

[jcoomer]

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Good one. My job is covered for tomorrow.