Quote of the Day

[cyberbiker]

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If you look like your passport picture ....you probably need the trip!

... or you're too sick to make it.

[Aquar1234]

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I just checked- Your right!
Now decide where to go

[jcoomer]

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

[Oinker65]

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But standing on the shore is cheaper than looking like and idiot in a boat.

[jcoomer]

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I saw a fortune teller the other day. She said I was going to come into some money ...well, last night I made love to a girl named Penny ....is that spooky or what?

[Aquar1234]

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I'm glad you weren't out riding with a guy named Buck!

[Ice Cube]

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

If you drink at the pier @ 6am they call you a sportsman. If you do it at home they call you a drunk.

[Aquar1234]

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If you drink at the pier @ 6am they call you a sportsman. If you do it at home they call you a drunk.

At our fishing camp we call that first vodka and orange juice at breakfast a "Heart Start"
I don't remember what we call the 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

[jcoomer]

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This salad bar needs less salad and more bar!

[1700 Rider]

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This salad bar needs less salad and more bar!

Plus 1 there

[jcoomer]

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I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time

[jcoomer]

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I love the grocery store. It's the one place where someone always ends up checking me out!

[jcoomer]

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Whew.....thank you, Warning Label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.

[Aquar1234]

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The scary part is that some people need those labels!!

[tumbleweed65]

Yes the scary part in those labels are that someone somewhere did it to make them make the label