Quote of the Day

[jcoomer]

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When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs

[jcoomer]

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If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for models?

[jcoomer]

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The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man!

[geekbiker]

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Good one!

[jcoomer]

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Here's to Nipples, without them Titties would be pointless.

[DaBull]

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Here's to Nipples, without them Titties would be pointless.

+1 ................................

[Aquar1234]

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Here's to Nipples, without them Titties would be pointless.

I'll drink to that

[cyberbiker]

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I'll drink to that

Some of that udder cola?

[cyberbiker]

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There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's

[jcoomer]

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Marriage - Betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever.

[twowheeladdict]

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Marriage - Betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever.

Oooh! That one smarts. Still working on my first wife.(26 yrs) Cheaper to keep her and have a shop and motorcycles to play with.

[Aquar1234]

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Oooh! That one smarts. Still working on my first wife.(26 yrs) Cheaper to keep her and have a shop and motorcycles to play with.

You know you probably would have been out of jail by now

[jcoomer]

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If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule: "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey."

[Aquar1234]

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If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule: "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey."

Been a plumbing foreman for 25 + years, must have preached the "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey." a hundred times!

[jcoomer]

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If you look like your passport picture ....you probably need the trip!