Quote of the Day

[jcoomer]

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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

[jcoomer]

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Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected.

[Racinfan101]

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Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected.

Sigh... So True So True.

[jcoomer]

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun

[jcoomer]

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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

[jcoomer]

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Next time you're in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases.

[tumbleweed65]

Lmao. I would so do that!!

[jcoomer]

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Don't feel like typing a long response to an email? Write a short one and then add "Sent from my iPhone"

[Racinfan101]

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Oh man now my secret is out!

[Slicks]

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Don't feel like typing a long response to an email? Write a short one and then add "Sent from my iPhone"

LOL... that's brilliant

[Redneckryder]

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I like that

Sent fro my iPhone

[jcoomer]

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Lesbians ....who gets the sandwich in the relationship?
Neither one ....they both eat out!

[jcoomer]

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

[jcoomer]

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Reality is a hallucination brought on by lack of alcohol.

[Oinker65]

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JC, you da man! I knew there was a reason I like to put my drink on. Thanks for giving me some solid rationale.