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  • #31
    Re: Quote of the Day

    My friend said the Chinese take care of aging family members. Hope so! Dropping the mother in law off with her suitcase at PF Chang's later!
    JC
    '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
    '06 Yamaha Raptor 700R; '06 Honda TRX300EX
    '06 Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 Classic LT/Darkside
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    • #32
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      Well to counter that, I use chewing tobbaco so you wouldent know... much like you wouldnt know if I was peeing in the pool LOL. Feel that warm spot? thats not the pool heater
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      • #33
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        Robin Williams: God has a sense of humor. He gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time.
        Old Crow (Bob)
        Lexington, KY
        1960 Vespa 150
        1964 Bridgestone 175
        1972 Suzuki GT380
        2005 1600 Classic
        2010 Nomad 1700
        2013 Can-Am Spyder RT-S
        Past Kentucky Chapter President
        National Vice President 2012

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        • #34
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          My favorite part of attending marathons is watching the reactions of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka!
          JC
          '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
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          '06 Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 Classic LT/Darkside
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          • #35
            Re: Quote of the Day

            Funny new trend at work. People are putting names on food in the company fridge. Today, I had a tuna sandwich named Bob!
            JC
            '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
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            '06 Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 Classic LT/Darkside
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            • #36
              Re: Quote of the Day

              Facebook asks what I’m thinking. Twitter asks what I’m doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy girlfriend!
              JC
              '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
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              '06 Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 Classic LT/Darkside
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              • #37
                Re: Quote of the Day

                If your significant other claims they never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.
                JC
                '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
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                '06 Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 Classic LT/Darkside
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                • #38
                  Re: Quote of the Day

                  I don't care how old you are, if a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for it.
                  JC
                  '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
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                  '06 Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 Classic LT/Darkside
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                  • #39
                    Re: Quote of the Day

                    Autocorrect has been around for centuries. I got mine when I got married!
                    JC
                    '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
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                    '06 Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 Classic LT/Darkside
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                    • #40
                      Re: Quote of the Day

                      Originally posted by jcoomer View Post
                      Autocorrect has been around for centuries. I got mine when I got married!


                      i think i just pee'd myself...LOL
                      Aloha

                      Derry ~DaBull~                      Bullock
                      Former VRA USA National President
                      Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
                      Crestview, Florida
                      2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
                      (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

                      ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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                      • #41
                        Re: Quote of the Day

                        I was with the wife last night when she started shouting "deeper! deeper! deeper!"So I started shouting "tighter! tighter! tighter!"
                        JC
                        '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
                        '06 Yamaha Raptor 700R; '06 Honda TRX300EX
                        '06 Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 Classic LT/Darkside
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                        • #42
                          Re: Quote of the Day

                          ROFL!!!! That's awesome!
                          John Featherlin
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                          • #43
                            Re: Quote of the Day

                            Originally posted by jcoomer View Post
                            I was with the wife last night when she started shouting "deeper! deeper! deeper!"So I started shouting "tighter! tighter! tighter!"
                            If she reads this, you are going to be in serious shiite!
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                            • #44
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                              Yeah . . . NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!
                              Bryan (Big B)
                              Chapter President
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                              • #45
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                                I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.
                                JC
                                '00 Suzuki DRZ400e
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