Quote of the Day

[Slicks]

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I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.

I laughed harder than I should have at that....

[geekbiker]

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I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.

Ha Ha! Good one. You know in Scotland when they take a short break to play a game they take a wee Wii break.

[jcoomer]

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I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes with a big smile, but the look on her face changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

[tumbleweed65]

Lol..... That's coldhearted but funny as hell

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[Aquar1234]

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That's low man
ha ha

[jcoomer]

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.

Thanks given to Slicks for today's quote

[Aquar1234]

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Well we should start eating healthier!

[tumbleweed65]

Me eating healthier would be like ordering a diet drink with my big mac and fries....... I'll have a salad plz (said while smoking my cigarette)

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[jcoomer]

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I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving, so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly. So that the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.

[Slicks]

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I love to pamper my wife after she's had a stressful day at work. I get her to text me when she's leaving, so I can get the hot tap running, swirl around the foam and bubbles and time everything perfectly. So that the moment she walks through the door, the dishes are piled up and waiting for her.

I think there's a name for that.... "abstinence".

[jcoomer]

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Just stopped by to see my favorite gay shoe-maker. That fruit cobbler always makes me smile!

[jcoomer]

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I just saved a bunch of money on my Valentine by switching to Single!

[Aquar1234]

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I just saved a bunch of money on my Valentine by switching to Single!

You best be careful that Fruit Cobbler doesn't come knocking now!

[jcoomer]

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Ugh, good point

[jcoomer]

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If Cupid is so great, where is HIS girlfriend?