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    What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?



    Run, she's probably got a grenade in her teeth!
    Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
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    Re: Another Blonde Joke

    What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette....



    A blonde doing cartwheels
    Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
    2009 Vulcan Voyager
    V&H Slipons
    Thunder MFG Air Kit
    "Ivan's Re-Flash"

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    • #3
      Re: Another Blonde Joke

      Now that was hilarious!!!!!

      Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings?


      Someplace to put their feet!!!
      Best regards and ride safely,

      Marshall
      "Where your head goes, your ass is sure to follow."

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      • #4
        Re: Another Blonde Joke

        Did you hear about the blond that though Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company?
        Old Crow (Bob)
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        • #5
          Re: Another Blonde Joke

          How can you tell if a blond has been using a computer??

          The white out on the screen!
          Patrick "Hotwheels" Sharon
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          • #6
            Re: Another Blonde Joke

            Do you know why they don't let blonds take breaks?

            Takes to long to retrain them!
            Patrick "Hotwheels" Sharon
            President Columbus Vulcan Riders Chapter 1-32
            Columbus, Oh
            National President 2020
            National Vice President 2019
            National Treasurer 2013 - 2015
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            • #7
              Re: Another Blonde Joke

              how do you drown a blonde?

              put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool
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              • #8
                Re: Another Blonde Joke

                How do you confuse a blond?

                Tell her to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
                Patrick "Hotwheels" Sharon
                President Columbus Vulcan Riders Chapter 1-32
                Columbus, Oh
                National President 2020
                National Vice President 2019
                National Treasurer 2013 - 2015
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                2014 Vulcan Voyager
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                • #9
                  Re: Another Blonde Joke

                  Originally posted by 1700 Rider View Post
                  What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette....



                  A blonde doing cartwheels
                  LOL... I hadn't heard that one. That's funny.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Another Blonde Joke

                    Here is one about women in general.
                    The wife about killed me.
                    "How do you tell the difference between Big Foot and a intelligent women?
                    They claim to have seen Big Foot
                    "Hagar"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Another Blonde Joke

                      There was a blonde out on a rowboat one day in the middle of the desert.

                      Then another blonde drives by and yells to the one in a rowboat, "It's people like you that give us a bad name!! And if I could swim I would go out there to kick your butt!!!
                      Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
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                      • #12
                        Re: Another Blonde Joke

                        Why do blondes like cars with tilt steering?






                        More headroom.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Another Blonde Joke

                          What does a blonde say after sex?








                          "Gee... are all of you guys on the same team?
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                          • #14
                            Re: Another Blonde Joke

                            What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?








                            Interpreter.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Another Blonde Joke

                              Blondes are actually redheads that have had the fire f***ed out of them.








                              BTW, my ex is blonde.
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