Another Blonde Joke

[cyberbiker]

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How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?








Shine a flashlight in her ear.

[1700 Rider]

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Why did the blonde snort NutraSweet? She thought it was diet coke

[scuba]

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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?


she opens the car door.

[scuba]

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A beautiful brunette is driving enjoying the car ride in her convertible. She stops at a sheep farm and admires the hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the sheep farmer and says if I can guess how many sheep you have may I keep one? The sheep farmer chuckles and says sure! She looks back and forth for a few seconds and says 876. The sheep farmer says, wow thats amazing, pick out the sheep you want and have a nice day. The woman picks up the first sheep she sees and starts walking back to her car. The sheep farmer yells, hey when did you die your hair brown? The woman says just yesterday, how did you know? The sheep farmer says put down my damn dog!

[1700 Rider]

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Why did seventeen blondes go to the movie?


Because the sign said: "Under 17 not admitted"

[cyberbiker]

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Why do blondes have bruises around their belly-buttons?








Blonde boyfriends.

[1700 Rider]

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?


She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!

[Stump]

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I love all those jokes, Thats why I don't date blondes.

[jcoomer]

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Why did the blonde have square boobs?

Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

[1700 Rider]

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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?


A. Frosted Flakes

[1700 Rider]

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A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

[1700 Rider]

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Q. If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?



A. The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

[Stump]

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Whats the first thing a blonde does after sex? She gets up and goes home

[DaBull]

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This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio....

"Repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven. . . …."

[zfan4life]

How can you tell if a blond has been using a computer??

The white out on the screen!

How do you know if her sister has been on the computer?

There is writing on the whiteout

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