Bad joke thread....

[kaitiff]

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ROFLMAO!!!! That made me spit coffee all over my screen damnit! Good one.

[BigBEN]

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb ? 2 i just dont know how in the hell they got in there

[Shameless1]

What did the Harley rider do with his first .50 cent piece.









Married her


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[DaBull]

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Shameless1]

How do you circumsize a hillbilly ?


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[1700 Rider]

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet







Last year's hide and seek champ

[Hawk9807]

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What did the midget say when he walked into the bar?


"Ouch"

[Shameless1]

You slug his sister in the jaw


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[Aquar1234]

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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to
Test it on himself first..

So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and
Everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure
Than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that
He couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'..

He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to
Disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still
Without success.

Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with
His mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!).

'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
Fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?'

'Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will release
Automatically once it's collected two gallons.'

[Slicks]

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Lololol......

[Aquar1234]

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Biker walks into a drugstore and gets 3 condoms. Cashier asks if he wants a bag with them? Biker says "nah she ain't that ugly"

[Shameless1]

What is the most confusing day in Harleyville.










Fathers day


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[scuba]

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would you be offended if someone said your hair smelled nice?


would you be offended if that someone was a midget?


side note: yeah..I know it wasn't a great joke, but midgets rock!

[1700 Rider]

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Why doesn't smokey the bear have sex ?


Because when his wife gets hot. He covers her in dirt and beats her with a shovel.

[Aquar1234]

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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude the hypnotist (a weekend biker) explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance;

I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.

It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SHIT!" said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude was never invited back