Bad joke thread....

[fishgoblue]

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Those last two epitomize - BAD BAD BAD!

Well, it is the bad joke thread.

[Cinci Ryder]

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Those last two epitomize - BAD BAD BAD!

I totally agree, but thread said bad jokes lol

[dmyers]

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A Shot of Whiskey

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket. He does this over and over again. Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket. The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."

[TSfan14]

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A man with a very bad stuttering problem applied for a job as a door-to-door Bible salesman. The boss felt sorry for him but noticed a year later he has never been turned down! He earned the National Salesman of the Year award and was awarded a banquet in his honor. His boss invited him up to the podium to give the other salespeople his 'secrets' to great sales.
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[dmyers]

funny!!

don myers

[dmyers]

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There once was a girl who wasn't feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologized to her her boobs would increase by one size. So the girl is walking down the street and someone bumps into her and says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and the woman's boobs went up one size. Then someone accidentally stepped on her foot and said, "I'm sorry," and her boobs got one size bigger. Then she's walking down the street and a man from India bumps into her and says, "Oh my god! A thousand apologies!"

[dmyers]

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A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

[Racinfan101]

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Hahahaha Good Bad ones Don!!

[Papapoker]

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Omg lmafo ol:ol:ol:ol:ol:

[DocVoyager]

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Well now I don't know what to do. Last time I told a couple of jokes the entire website crashed!!!!

[cyberbiker]

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Well now I don't know what to do. Last time I told a couple of jokes the entire website crashed!!!!

I was thinking the same thing...

[Aquar1234]

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Was the joke that bad??

[cyberbiker]

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You tell me...

A bear walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and orders a beer.
"We don't serve bears beer in this bar" is the bartender's reply.
"What do you mean? Give me a beer" the bear tells the bartender.
"We don't serve bears beer in this bar" the bartender says simply.
You see that woman sitting at the end of the bar?" the bear asks him.
"sure" comes the reply.
"If you don't get me a beer, I'm going to kill her and eat her" the bear says.
"We don't serve bears beer in this bar" comes the reply.
So the bear goes down to the end of the bar, kills the chick, and eats her. He walks back to the bartender and says "Now give me a beer".
"We don't serve bears beer in this bar" is his reply.
"If you don't give me a beer, I'm going to kill YOU and eat you" the bear threatens.
"We don't serve bears beer in this bar" the bartender says, then he laughs and adds "Besides that, you're going to be asleep in a couple of minutes anyway".
"What do you mean by that?" the bear asks.
"That was a bar bitch you ate" the bartender tells him.

[dmyers]

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outch!!
I think that one cost me a couple of brain cells.

[Ice Cube]

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I want the 15 seconds added back on to my life.