Re: Bad joke thread....
Arizonan and a Californian . . .
A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Hualapai
Mountains, when an illegal alien ran across a clearing.
The Arizonian took careful aim, shot and killed him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.
"No, no... Remember... this is a Red State; it's legal here in Arizona"
replied the Arizonan.
Later that night the Californian went to Kingman to buy some beer
from Wal-Mart. He put the beer on the roof of his truck and while
he was making room behind the seat, an illegal alien ran by, grabbed
the beer, and ran away.
The Californian thought, "No problem" drew his pistol, shot and
killed him.
As he is retrieving his beer, the police came and arrested him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona!"
protested the Californian.
"Well, YEAAHH," said the cop, "...BUT, you can't use bait."
Arizonan and a Californian . . .
A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Hualapai
Mountains, when an illegal alien ran across a clearing.
The Arizonian took careful aim, shot and killed him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.
"No, no... Remember... this is a Red State; it's legal here in Arizona"
replied the Arizonan.
Later that night the Californian went to Kingman to buy some beer
from Wal-Mart. He put the beer on the roof of his truck and while
he was making room behind the seat, an illegal alien ran by, grabbed
the beer, and ran away.
The Californian thought, "No problem" drew his pistol, shot and
killed him.
As he is retrieving his beer, the police came and arrested him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona!"
protested the Californian.
"Well, YEAAHH," said the cop, "...BUT, you can't use bait."
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