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Re: Bad joke thread....
LOL!!! Better be careful he may have a second magazine in his pocket!Randy - aka racinfan101
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2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.
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Ho Chow calls in to work and say, 'Hey I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt, I no come work'.
The boss says, 'You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. Be at work soon............ You got nice house.'2013 Vulcan 1700 Voyager
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Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first time in Lincoln, Nebraska, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.
The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, No!" and walks quickly away!
The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with it.
She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn't seem likely that anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" smacks him as hard as she can and literally runs away!
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she did it for many years before she got into management. She's sure she has said yes at one time or another to everything a man could possibly ask for. The challenge is irresistible.
She just has to find out what this man has wanted that has made her girls so angry. And she sees a chance she can't pass up to show off to her employees how good she was at what they do.
So she goes over to Bob and says that she's the best in the house and she is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a bit, and drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And Bob leans forward and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Canadian dollars?"sigpic
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LOL!!! a couple of BAD ones!! Ba Dop Bump!Randy - aka racinfan101
Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
2024/25 National President
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2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.
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these crack me up
The Best Of The Worst Country-western Song Titles
1 - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
2 - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
3 - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
4 - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
5 - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
6 - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
7 - I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
8 - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
9 - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
10 - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
11 - I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
12 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
13 - I Wanna Whip Your Cow
14 - I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
15 - I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
16 - I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
17 - I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
18 - I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
19 - I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
20 - I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare LineNon Chapter Member
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You know I am surprised some of those have not been used, and in fact Johnny Paycheck did the "The Only Hell My Mama Ever Raised" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBsXywDAmh0Randy - aka racinfan101
Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
2024/25 National President
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2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season
Begins......sigpic
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ROFL!!! Love it!!Randy - aka racinfan101
Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
2024/25 National President
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2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.
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oh yeah definitely a bad onesigpic
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Not really a joke, but funny in a twisted sort of way...
Well other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
(I know, I know... Go to my room, huh? Kathy tells me that all the time)
CHEERS!
Slick"Thirty thousand dollars worth of junk and thirty miles a week DOES NOT a biker make".
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Re: Bad joke thread....
LOL!!!Randy - aka racinfan101
Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
2024/25 National President
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2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.
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