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Hahahahahahaha.....
Hahahahahahaha.....
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Randy - aka racinfan101
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Read it and get a good laugh!We will be friends until we are old and senile! Then we will be new friends!
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being a happy and married man I will leave that alone.
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Butch the Rooster
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in the Dowerin Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
You can't always hear the bells.sigpic
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good one. hahahaha
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I like that last one!!Randy - aka racinfan101
Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
2024/25 National President
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his pants, the bartenders says, "hey buddy, what's with the steering wheel?
Yar! It's drivin' me nuts.........Comment
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oh yeah, that's a bad one!sigpic
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Firefighter tells his wife, "Down at the station, we have a system of bells that keeps things in order, bell one, we get our gear on, bell two, we slide down the pole, bell three, we are on the truck, ready to go."
We are going to institute that policy here, bell one, you take your clothes off, bell two, you get in bed, bell three, we start making love."
The next day, the firefighter comes home and yells "Bell one!" and she takes her clothes off.
Then he yells "Bell two!" and she jumps in bed.
He then yells "Bell three!" and they begin.
Before long, his wife starts yelling "Bell four! Bell four!" He stops, and says "What the hell is bell four?"
And she replies: "Roll out more hose! You're not even close to the fire!......."Comment
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OOooooooo that hurts. ! but some times true.
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FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE FLIGHT
ATTENDANT
A lawyer boarded an
airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked
a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning
in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened
what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before
landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the
crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"
Not one hand
went up .. So she took them home and ate them.
There
are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as
they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as
most folks think.Comment
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Smooth move on her part.
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Ha!! Some pretty good "bad jokes"Randy - aka racinfan101
Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
2024/25 National President
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A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and
yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know
who's been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"sigpic
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