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Now that don't belong on this thread.
Now that don't belong on this thread.
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Don Myers
Springfield Mo
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good one Dave...
may be you could help with the brakes...
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LOL!! That was a good one not a bad one!Randy - aka racinfan101
Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
2024/25 National President
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Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh
... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started
Adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.
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Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice fellas!Aloha
Derry ~DaBull~Bullock
Former VRA USA National President
Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
Crestview, Florida
2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
(Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)
~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn
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LOL!! That was too funny to be bad!Randy - aka racinfan101
Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
2024/25 National President
https://www.facebook.com/groups/cent...?ref=bookmarks
2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.Comment
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Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So, a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each
month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20
years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have
been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
*** silencesigpic
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That's a good one, Not a bad one Not
don myersDon Myers
Springfield Mo
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Two Trees and a Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
Neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
Best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.Shameless1
VROC 10391
2011 Vulcan VoyagerComment
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Good one!Life is a Highway
I wanna ride it all. . .
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Re: Bad joke thread....
I like those last two!Randy - aka racinfan101
Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
2024/25 National President
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2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.Comment
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On a roll today!Bob Howley "ICE CUBE"
2007 VN900 CUSTOM
2020 1700 VOYAGERComment
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An 80 year old woman was interviewed by the local news station after her 4th wedding. The reporter asked her about her new husband. She told him that he is a wonderful, compasionate man. But what would you expect from a funeral director.
So the reporter asked her about her first three husbands. "Oh they were all very different. The first was a banker, the second was a circus ringmaster and the third was a pastor."
The reporter asked "Those are such different sounding men. What did you see in them to make you want to marry them?"
Her reply was "Well it was 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go."
Dave Speer
2010 Nomad 1700
Columbus Vulcan Riders (1-32): Vice President
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Thats a bad one alrightsigpic
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GROAN! but funny.Comment
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