Bad joke thread....

[Racinfan101]

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That was kind of a groaner! LOL!

[Irish]

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Hahahahaha!!! ol: Bad but good!!!

[Aquar1234]

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The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air.
"Hold on a minute!" said the Pope, “You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!".
"This is my lottery win", said the photographer, "I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!"
So, the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer, and after much negotiation, they eventually settled on a figure of $2,000,000.
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.
Along the vast Vatican hallways, he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff, she noticed the camera and said, "That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?"
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied, "Two million Dollars.."
"TWO MILLION Dollars!" replied the housekeeper, "Wow! They must have seen you coming!

[Irish]

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OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo. . .

[Voyager_PWS]

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Hahahah!!!

[Voyager_PWS]

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A cowboy was sitting at the bar in his cowboy hat. Guy walks up to him and says, Are you are real cowboy. The Cowboy says, well, I ride the range, rustle the cows and sleep under the stars. So yeah I am a real cowboy. And the guy leaves.

Then a young lady comes over and says, Are you a real cowboy. The cowboy says, well, I ride the range, rustle the cows and sleep under the stars. So yeah I am a real cowboy. And then says, What are you. Well the lady said, I am a lesbian. I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I got to work thinking about women. I come home thinking about women. I eat dinner thinking about women and the last thing I think about before I got to bed is women and she walks away.

Another guy comes up and asks, Are you a real cowboy. The Cowboy said. Up until just a few minutes ago I would have said yes but now I think I am a lesbian!

[Aquar1234]

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A cowboy was sitting at the bar in his cowboy hat. Guy walks up to him and says, Are you are real cowboy. The Cowboy says, well, I ride the range, rustle the cows and sleep under the stars. So yeah I am a real cowboy. And the guy leaves.

Then a young lady comes over and says, Are you a real cowboy. The cowboy says, well, I ride the range, rustle the cows and sleep under the stars. So yeah I am a real cowboy. And then says, What are you. Well the lady said, I am a lesbian. I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I got to work thinking about women. I come home thinking about women. I eat dinner thinking about women and the last thing I think about before I got to bed is women and she walks away.

Another guy comes up and asks, Are you a real cowboy. The Cowboy said. Up until just a few minutes ago I would have said yes but now I think I am a lesbian!

I must be part lesbian too

[Racinfan101]

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Oh boy LOL

[ggale]

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works for me. ! LOL

[fishgoblue]

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A man living in Minnesota looked outside on a very cold winter day to see his 80 year old neighbor walking around with no pants on. The man walked outside and said "Earl, what are you doing out here with no pants on, you're going to freeze". Earl responded "Yesterday I went outside without my scarf and got a stiff neck, this was my wife's idea".

[DaBull]

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ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Racinfan101]

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My Dad would like that last one!

[Aquar1234]

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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin, Ireland.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,
"What man here will buy a woman a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his
hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down.

She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will
buy a lady another drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you
keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

[ggale]

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GROAN !!! but cute. I liked it. LOL

[Racinfan101]

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Hahahahaha!! That was pretty bad!