Bad joke thread....

[Irish]

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Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
ol: ol: ol:

[Aquar1234]

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.


"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife They carry on shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look
beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

[Irish]

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Wasn't expecting quite the ending but funny as all get out!!! I gotta pass this on!!

[Racinfan101]

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Hahahahahaha

[fishgoblue]

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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.




This is done by the chip monks.





You didn't even see it coming did you?

[Irish]

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Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ggale]

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NO I DID NOT. !! ha ha ha ! very good.

[DaBull]

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Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ike]

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Ha! Good one!

[Aquar1234]

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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna 's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ' Edna , I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?'

[Ice Cube]

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Edna offered too much information.

[Racinfan101]

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Hahahaha!!! That's what my wife would do for me too!

[Aquar1234]

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A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her
they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a
tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to
darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match,
the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was
surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.

She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He
didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts,
leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in
the curtains so you can see for yourself."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got
undressed, the wife asked:"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair
down there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her
nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed
in the hair department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked
him, "Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her
yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've
seen it often enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!"

[ggale]

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carefull what you ask to see.

[InjunThunder]

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HARLEY GUY
In January, a group of Pekin, Illinois <http://www.ci.pekin.il.us/> bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw
a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge, so they stopped.

Their leader Big George, a big, burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a
group of gawkers past the State Trooper, and said to her, "What are you doing?"
She replied "I'm going to commit suicide."

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," neither did he want to miss a
“be-a-legend” opportunity, either. So he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't
you give me a kiss?"

With no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... A long,
deep, wet lingering “french” kiss followed immediately by another.

After that, Big George, having quickly won the cheering approval of his biker-buddies, onlookers, and even the State Trooper, said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're about to waste, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why are you committing suicide?"

She said, quietly, "Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

To this day it's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.